Parenthood is demanding, exhausting, amazing, fulfilling, messy, and if you’re lucky from time-to-time you will be graced with some humor. So without further ado, here are a few conversations that I have had over the past week with the kiddos that had me laughing out loud (I am pretty sure that is the first time I actually typed that entire phrase). Lol!
Conversation with our 2nd grader in the kitchen having an after school snack with her sister…..
2nd grader: Mom, do you want to hear something funny?
Me: Always!
2nd grader: It might be a little inappropriate. I just need to warn you of that first. I don’t want you to get in trouble.
Me: Thank you for warning me. That was very considerate of you. I will try not to get myself in trouble with myself!?
2nd grader: Yep, I am a considerate person. Okay. Mom, say ‘I’ and then spell cup.
Me: I C U P
3 years old: That’s okay. I see you pee all the time mommy.
Meanwhile our 2nd grader is laughing hysterically and the 3 year old has no idea why that was remotely funny…she sees everyone pee. Haha!
The kiddos and I went to Target to get a gift for a Wedding Shower. We went to print off the registry then planned on making a mad dash to the restrooms…that Starbucks Venti Green Tea might have been a bad idea!
Kindergartener: Mom can I do the computer?
3 year old: I can do it! She exclaimed while hitting random keys
2nd grader: Mom I know how to do this.
Me: It is Max’s turn.
Kindergartener: what do I do?
Me: Start by hitting any key.
Kindergartener/Max looks frantically up and down the keyboard.
Me: Just hit any key! (Now crossing my legs)
Kindergartener: I can’t find it.
2nd grader: Just hit any of them.
Kindergartener: I can’t find any!
2nd grader: Just hit any of the keys. There is no any key.
Kindergartener/Max: If there is no any key why do they want me to hit it? He declared with much frustration.
Me: Lol! I have to pee. Let’s pee then we will find that darn any key.
She did NOT just say that!!!……….
While dining at a local establishment I took our youngest to the restroom 3 times (is it sad that that seems normal? haha!). By our 3rd visit I had to go too. So I went. And while I was going she yelled, loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear, “Mom you have a BIG butt!” Lol! I could hear the woman in the next stall trying to contain her laughter. Haha!
What has your little one said that had you lol?
Mom on the go in Holy Toledo 