McDonald’s Egg White Delight McMuffin a.k.a. Mommy Guilt-Free Morning

Ever have one of those mornings? The type where everything that could possibly go wrong does? And all you really want to do is throw a full-blown mommy tantrum but you can’t because…well…you’re mommy and what kind of example would that be setting for the children?

So you woke up late, the dog left “little gifts” throughout the house for you to clean up before you even take your first sip of coffee, you have a flat tire, an unexpected road block during school drop off, you handle each challenge with dignity and manage to restrain the mommy tantrum brewing from within. But there is a breaking point…a small little something that really make that mommy tantrum tea-pot whistle…that no mom can escape…MOMMY GUILT!

Webster defines Guilt as….

1: the fact of having committed a breach of conduct especially violating law and involving a penalty; broadly: guilty conduct

2a : the state of one who has committed an offense especially consciously 

Thus when I allow my kiddos too much screen time, fail to make a hot healthy breakfast in the morning, or take time out for me, I am committing an offense!??  Well that’s the way it feels at times, right!?? But who can blame us, society has sent subliminal messages that the modern mom should be a pleasant combination of Mrs. Clever (in our culinary and household responsibilities), Mrs. Huxtable, Mrs. Keaton, Mrs. Seaver, or insert practically any 80’s mom character (with regard to balancing family and career), and a size zero (insert essentially every mother on a sitcom these days!!! Come on!). But guess what?

McDonald has somehow found a way to tame all these pseudo-mommy expectations within us…at least when it comes to breakfast. You can kiss that morning mommy guilt goodbye!

McDonald’s is now offering customers in Northwest Ohio and Southeast Michigan an Egg White Delight McMuffin!  It is prepared with freshly grilled 100% egg whites, extra lean Canadian bacon, and white cheddar served on a muffin that delivers 8 grams of whole grains.

I took footage of me and the kiddos trying them for the first time…..

Baby Book Menu: Mommy Guilt Sundae or Humble Pie (post includes a FREE journal)

It is time that I finally get my act together, hunker down and go through our baby girl’s 1st year pictures.

Now this might not sound that bad but there is a catch. See, that baby girl isn’t turning 1, nope, she is turning 2 in less than a month and mommy has yet to get her baby book together.  I feel like I have just been served two scoops of anxiety in one of those fancy Sunday dishes (you know the type, the frosted glass that is fluted at the top and has the rounded edges…shoot, if I am going to have two scoops of anxiety it better at least be served in a gorgeous dish).

With our first child I had her baby book completed before she was even 9 months old, (I really had my crap together back then). I was literally waiting for events to occur so I could add them to the book. Then with our son I had his completed by the time he was 1-1/2 years old. But with our third child I have been…well…busy.

I know…excuses, excuses…excuses!  So the fact that it has taken me longer than the other two to complete start her baby book isn’t the half of it.  I suppose we could add some toppings to that anxiety sundae.

Remember those ice cream cones that would get dipped in the chocolate and form a hard shell for all of two seconds until ice cream would come leaking out of all sides of the cone and running down your arm as you raced against time to stop it? Well, we mine as well coat that anxiety sundae with mommy guilt so as to allow the anxiety to leak through the guilt so to speak. Why?

Well, I am the worst mother ever; you know those amazing sonogram pictures? You know the ones that give you a first glimpse at the little person inside of you…basically your baby’s first photo ever….and if I may add…the only set we received. Yep, those!   Well…I…I lost them! There, I said it. Now you have my permission to judge away. What kind of mother loses those pictures, right!?! Maybe we should add some sorrowful sprinkles to that sundae and lastly, because what is a sundae without a cherry? One non-merry berry because (and this is the worst) there is still a big little part of me that doesn’t want to embark on this project and hassle with cutting pictures, pasting, writing, etc. You may now nominate me for worlds worst mom because I don’t want to do a scrap-book for my baby.

But wait…there might be hope. I will take that Mommy Anxiety and guilt smothered Sundae back and exchange it for some humble pie thanks to Paper Corterie.

Make that merry berry humble pie thanks to the ease of digital baby books and Paper Corterie’s user-friendly site. Not to mention the quality of the books, amazing! In fact, I might just have that baby book done before she turns two …maybe.  (Don’t hold me to that because, well, I am…busy. But thankfully Paper Corterie has something for that too, checkout their planners).

Oh…and this added bonus….

FREE journal for new customers! Enter the Coupon Code: welcomejournal at checkout.

Okay, so I dished to you. I was brutally honest about my feelings, emotions, and the fact that I am a horrible mommy for losing those sonogram pictures and not wanting to scrap-book my child’s baby book. Now comes the part where you build me back up and tell me that it isn’t just me, right?

How long did it take you to complete your child’s baby book? Do you scrap-book or go digital? Did you forget when milestones occurred in their lives and then have to guess? (Because I would never do something like that…now if you’ll excuse me I have a pie to eat, lol!)